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  1. Janet Evanovich _ Sizzling Sixteen

    What time is it?" Lula asked. "I might need a doughnut. Is it doughnut time?""I'm thinking about eating healthier," I said. "More vegetables and fewer doughnuts.""What's that about?""I don't know. It just came over me.""It's a bad idea. What do I look like, Mr. Green Jeans? How would it sound if I said it's vegetable time? People would think I was a nut. Nobody gets a craving for a vegetable. And I'm the one on the diet. What am I gonna do with one carrot or one asparagus? They are not mood enhancers, if you see what I'm saying.""I see what you're saying, but there aren't any doughnuts between here and Ernie's house.""I guess I could wait. And maybe you're right about the healthy eating. I'm gonna get a carrot cake doughnut.
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  2. Janet Evanovich _ Sizzling Sixteen

    every other aspect of his life. He had the
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  3. Janet Evanovich _ Sizzling Sixteen

    What is it with men and gazongas? It's not like women got a nut fixation. It's not like we go around looking for some guy with basketballs hangin' down to his knees.
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  4. Janet Evanovich _ Sizzling Sixteen

    Morelli grinned down at me. "I don't know where he's getting it, but he's got some really good shit in those brownies."
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    I can't squeeze to keep the breezers in.
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  6. Janet Evanovich _ Sizzling Sixteen

    anyone else would have just killed the alligator
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  7. Janet Evanovich _ Sizzling Sixteen

    I'd kiss you, but you smell like a gym bag.
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  8. Janet Evanovich _ Sizzling Sixteen

    I like my nuts," Mooner said. "I don't want them cut off. I'd be, like, nutless then.
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  9. Janet Evanovich _ Sizzling Sixteen

    Holy bejeezus," Lula said, eyes bugged out, looking at the building. "This is scaring the crap out of me. This is like where Dracula would live if he didn't have any money and was a crack-head. I bet it's filled with rabid bats and killer snakes and hairy spiders as big as dinner plated.
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  10. Janet Evanovich _ Sizzling Sixteen

    Maybe your pregnant. Oops, hold on, you're not pregnant, on account of you're not gettin any.
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  11. Janet Evanovich _ Sizzling Sixteen

    One of the men gave Butch a bunch of volts with a stun gun. The Rangeman didn't move fast enough, and Butch grabbed the gun and threw it across the room."Hunh," Rangeman guy said."Yeah," I said. "Been there, done that.""Are you sure he's human?""Maybe you could hook a chain to the FlexiCuffs on his ankles and drag him behind your car," I said."We tried that once, and Ranger didn't like it," the guy said. "You do something twice that Ranger doesn't like, and you're out of a job and damaged.
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  12. Janet Evanovich _ Sizzling Sixteen

    I thought you wanted to date other women?""I didn't want to date other women. We decided in the heat of the moment that were no longer exclusively attached.""And I could date other men."Morelli was starting to look annoyed. "Have you been dating other men?""Maybe.""As long as it isn't Ranger," Morelli said. "I don't think Ranger dates.
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