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  1. Janet Evanovich _ Look Alive Twenty-Five

    All us good citizens in Jersey got attitude. We got pride. We got brass balls the size of watermelons. We got rude hand gestures and loaded guns... most of us. It's not like we're a pushover state like California. If you want to make points and get extra virgins when you blow yourself up, clearly Jersey is the place to accomplish that, you see what I'm saying? It's not like we're easy.
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  2. Janet Evanovich _ Tricky Twenty-Two

    Have you ever thought about seeing a healthcare professional? I could find someone who would help you better understand the power of the amulet.''Healthcare is just another way of allowing employers and the government to control you. What's the first thing they do when you step into a doctor's office? They take your clothes. It's a power grab. A naked man has no power.'Clearly he doesn't know Ranger.
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  3. Janet Evanovich _ Four to Score

    I always wanted to eat with a Negro," Grandma said. "Yeah, well, I always wanted to eat with a boney-assed old white woman," Lula said. "So I guess this works out good." Grandma and Lula did some complicated handshake thing. "Bitchin'," Grandma said.
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  4. Janet Evanovich _ Hardcore Twenty-Four

    zombie, all you have to do is douse your shop in my stink spray.
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  5. Janet Evanovich _ Curious Minds

    You had a strange childhood." "Everyone's childhood is strange. It prepares you for the strangeness of adulthood.
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  6. Janet Evanovich _ Seven Up

    made myself a peanut butter and olive sandwich,
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  7. Janet Evanovich _ The Chase

    He sometimes thought he'd like to become an alcoholic, but he couldn't afford the liquor.
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  8. Janet Evanovich _ Top Secret Twenty-One

    We went to the wall and looked down at Vlatko, sprawled on the road below us.'Do you think he's okay?' I asked.'Babe,' Ranger said. 'He's one inch thick.
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  9. Janet Evanovich _ Top Secret Twenty-One

    Lula got into line, and I relaxed in Ranger's Mercedes. Vlatko was out of the picture. Ranger was safe. I was wearing my own underwear. Life was good.
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  10. Janet Evanovich _ Look Alive Twenty-Five

    My favored exercise was walking the length of the mall to get to Cinnabon.
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  11. Janet Evanovich _ Finger Lickin' Fifteen

    And then I had to decide if I wanted shoes that kicked ass, or were good for ass-kickin', on account of there's a difference.
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  12. Janet Evanovich _ Back to the Bedroom

    Being alone is different from being lonely, you know.
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