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Look Alive Twenty-Five
All us good citizens in Jersey got attitude. We got pride. We got brass balls the size of watermelons. We got rude hand gestures and loaded guns... most of us. It's not like we're a pushover state like California. If you want to make points and get extra virgins when you blow yourself up, clearly Jersey is the place to accomplish that, you see what I'm saying? It's not like we're easy.
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Tricky Twenty-Two
Have you ever thought about seeing a healthcare professional? I could find someone who would help you better understand the power of the amulet.''Healthcare is just another way of allowing employers and the government to control you. What's the first thing they do when you step into a doctor's office? They take your clothes. It's a power grab. A naked man has no power.'Clearly he doesn't know Ranger.
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Four to Score
I always wanted to eat with a Negro," Grandma said. "Yeah, well, I always wanted to eat with a boney-assed old white woman," Lula said. "So I guess this works out good." Grandma and Lula did some complicated handshake thing. "Bitchin'," Grandma said.
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Hardcore Twenty-Four
zombie, all you have to do is douse your shop in my stink spray.
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Curious Minds
You had a strange childhood." "Everyone's childhood is strange. It prepares you for the strangeness of adulthood.
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Seven Up
made myself a peanut butter and olive sandwich,
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The Chase
He sometimes thought he'd like to become an alcoholic, but he couldn't afford the liquor.
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Top Secret Twenty-One
We went to the wall and looked down at Vlatko, sprawled on the road below us.'Do you think he's okay?' I asked.'Babe,' Ranger said. 'He's one inch thick.
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Top Secret Twenty-One
Lula got into line, and I relaxed in Ranger's Mercedes. Vlatko was out of the picture. Ranger was safe. I was wearing my own underwear. Life was good.
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Look Alive Twenty-Five
My favored exercise was walking the length of the mall to get to Cinnabon.
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Finger Lickin' Fifteen
And then I had to decide if I wanted shoes that kicked ass, or were good for ass-kickin', on account of there's a difference.
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Back to the Bedroom
Being alone is different from being lonely, you know.
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