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  1. Janet Evanovich _ Sizzling Sixteen

    What time is it?" Lula asked. "I might need a doughnut. Is it doughnut time?""I'm thinking about eating healthier," I said. "More vegetables and fewer doughnuts.""What's that about?""I don't know. It just came over me.""It's a bad idea. What do I look like, Mr. Green Jeans? How would it sound if I said it's vegetable time? People would think I was a nut. Nobody gets a craving for a vegetable. And I'm the one on the diet. What am I gonna do with one carrot or one asparagus? They are not mood enhancers, if you see what I'm saying.""I see what you're saying, but there aren't any doughnuts between here and Ernie's house.""I guess I could wait. And maybe you're right about the healthy eating. I'm gonna get a carrot cake doughnut.
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  2. Janet Evanovich _ Takedown Twenty

    I went to the beauty salon today and got spruced up," Grandma said. "Ever since Mildred Frick called me a slut my phone hasn't stopped ringing. I got two dates for the weekend." "It might not be such a good thing to have men calling you because they think you're a slut," I said. "They're only going to be after one thing." "I hope that's true. I don't want to find out I went blond and bought all them thongs for nothing.
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  3. Janet Evanovich _ One for the Money

    Honey, Half the women in NJ have sold him their cannolli -Conie to Stephanie about Joe Morelli {One for the money}
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  4. Janet Evanovich _ One for the Money

    Ten minutes passed before his {Ranger's} Mercedes appeared at the end of the street, gliding through the rain, sleek and sinister, water not daring to adhere to the paint finish.
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  5. Janet Evanovich _ Finger Lickin' Fifteen

    One minute I was having a day like any other , and then Whack an this guy didn't have no head" Lula Finger Lickin 15
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  6. Janet Evanovich _ Four to Score

    As much as I disliked Eddie Kuntz, I could sort of identify with a man who got a stiffie over banana cream pie.
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  7. Janet Evanovich _ Explosive Eighteen

    Lucille must have fed him a Vallium smoothie this morning.
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  8. Janet Evanovich _ Untitled Evanovich Mass Market

    The rain started a few minutes later, a fine mist at first, growing more steady as the miles flew by. The Mercedes hummed along, following the ribbon of road. The night enveloped us, the darkness broken only by the lights on the dash. All the comforts of a womb with the technology of a jet airplane cockpit"
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  9. Janet Evanovich _ Twelve Sharp

    Ranger was definitely wow. He stood half a head taller than me. He was perfectly toned muscle, and he had classic Latino good looks. He always smelled great. He dressed only in black. His eyes were dark. His hair was dark. His life was dark. Ranger had lots of secrets.
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  10. Janet Evanovich _ Two for the Dough

    It's not a nice thing to send a penis to a woman. It's disrespectful.
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  11. Janet Evanovich _ Three to Get Deadly

    Remember, so swashing anyone into the trunk of your car!""Sure," Lula said, "I know that
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  12. Janet Evanovich _ Hard Eight

    You can relax. I am not here to collect on the deal"I blinked. "You are not? Then why did you drop your gun belt?""I am tired. I wanted to sit and the belt is uncomfortable.""Oh."He smiled. "Disappointed?""No." Liar, liar, pants on fire.
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