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  1. Jean-Paul Sartre _ Existentialism is a Humanism

    {...} sólo el perro o el caballo podrían emitir un juicio de conjunto sobre el hombre y declarar que el hombre es asombroso, lo que ellos no se preocupan de hacer, por lo menos que yo sepa. Pero no se puede admitir que un hombre pueda formular un juicio sobre el hombre.
    book-quotehumorhumanismo

  2. Charles Dickens _ Our Mutual Friend

    Meow says the cat ,quack says the duck , Bow wow wow says the dog !Grrrr!
    book-quotehumor

  3. Charles Dickens _ A Christmas Carol

    and, unlike the celebrated herd in the poem, they were not forty children conducting themselves as one, but every child was conducting itself like forty.
    book-quotehumor

  4. Charles Dickens _ A Christmas Carol

    Darkness was cheap, and Scrooge liked it.
    book-quotehumor

  5. Charles Dickens _ A Tale of Two Cities

    You are hard at work madam ," said the man near her.Yes," Answered Madam Defarge ; " I have a good deal to do."What do you make, Madam ?"Many things."For instance ---"For instance," returned Madam Defarge , composedly ,Shrouds."The man moved a little further away, as soon as he could, feeling it mightily close and oppressive .
    book-quoterevolutionhumorfunny

  6. Charles Dickens _ Hard Times

    She was the most wonderful woman for prowling about the house. How she got from one story to another was a mystery beyond solution. A lady so decorous in herself, and so highly connected, was not to be suspected of dropping over the banisters or sliding down them, yet her extraordinary facility of locomotion suggested the wild idea.
    book-quotehumor

  7. Charles Dickens _ A Tale of Two Cities

    Mr Lorry asks the witness questions:Ever been kicked? Might have been.Frequently? No. Ever kicked down stairs? Decidedly not; once received a kick at the top of a staircase, and fell down stairs of his own accord.
    book-quotehumorliewitness

  8. Louisa May Alcott _ Hospital Sketches

    As boys going to sea immediately become nautical in speech, walk as if they already had their "sea legs" on, and shiver their timbers on all possible occasions, so I turned military at once, called my dinner my rations, saluted all new comers, and ordered a dress parade that very afternoon.
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  9. Louisa May Alcott _ Hospital Sketches

    Every one seems to be scrubbing their white steps. All the houses look like tidy jails, with their outside shutters. Several have crepe on the door-handles, and many have flags flying from roof or balcony. Few men appear, and the women seem to do the business, which, perhaps, accounts for its being so well done."
    book-quotehumor

  10. Louisa May Alcott _ Hospital Sketches

    The snores alone were quite a study, varying from the mild sniff to the stentorian snort, which startled the echoes and hoisted the performer erect to accuse his neighbor of the deed, magnanimously forgive him, and wrapping the drapery of his couch about him, lie down to vocal slumber. After listening for a week to this band of wind instruments, I indulged in the belief that I could recognize each by the snore alone, and was tempted to join the chorus by breaking out with John Brown's favorite hymn: "Blow ye the trumpet, blow!"
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  11. Louisa May Alcott _ Little Women

    {Jo to her mother} I knew there was mischief brewing. I felt it and now it's worse than I imagined. I just wish I could marry Meg myself, and keep her safe in the family.
    book-quotehumormarriagesiblings

  12. Jane Austen _ Northanger Abbey

    I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.
    book-quotehumorsarcasmexpression
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