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  1. Lynne Truss _ Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The

    No matter that you have a PhD and have read all of Henry James twice. If you still persist in writing, "Good food at it's best", you deserve to be struck by lightning, hacked up on the spot and buried in an unmarked grave.
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  2. Lynne Truss _ Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The

    So the particular strengths of the colon are beginning to become clear. A colon is nearly always preceded by a complete sentence, and in its simplest usage it rather theatrically announces what is to come. Like a well-trained magician's assistant, it pauses slightly to give you time to get a bit worried, and then efficiently whisks away the cloth and reveals the trick complete.
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  3. Lynne Truss _ Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The

    While we look in horror at a badly punctuated sign, the world carries on around us, blind to our plight. We are like the little boy in who can see dead people, except that we can see dead punctuation. Whisper it in petrified little-boy tones: dead punctuation is invisible to everyone else - yet we see it .
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  4. Lynne Truss _ Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The

    Yes, you can see the bullet points here, here and here, sir; there are multiple back-slashes, of course. And that's a forward slash. I would have to call this a frenzied attack. Did anyone hear the interrobang?" "Oh yes. Woman next door was temporarily deafened by it. What's this?" "Ah. You don't see many of these any more. It's an emoticon. Hold your head this way and it appears to be winking." "Good God! You mean – ?" "That's the mouth." "You mean – ?" "That's the nose." "Good grief Then it's – ?" "Oh yes, sir. There's no doubt about it, sir. The Punctuation Murderer has struck again.
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  5. Lynne Truss _ Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The

    Clicking on "send" has its limitations as a system of subtle communication. Which is why, of course, people use so many dashes and italics and capitals {"I AM joking!"} to compensate. That's why they came up with the emoticon, too-the emoticon being the greatest {or most desperate, depending how you look at it} advance in punctuation since the question mark in the reign of Charlemagne.You will know all about emoticons. Emoticons are the proper name for smileys. And a smiley is, famously, this::-}Forget the idea of selecting the right words in the right order and channelling the reader's attention by means of artful pointing. Just add the right emoticon to your email and everyone will know what self-expressive effect you thought you kind-of had in mind. Anyone interested in punctuation has a dual reason to feel aggrieved about smileys, because not only are they a paltry substitute for expressing oneself properly; they are also designed by people who evidently thought the punctuation marks on the standard keyboard cried out for an ornamental function. What's this dot-on-top-of-a-dot thing for? What earthly good is it? Well, if you look at it sideways, it could be a pair of eyes. What's this curvy thing for? It's a mouth, look! Hey, I think we're on to something.:-{Now it's sad!;-} It looks like it's winking!:-rIt looks like it's sticking its tongue out! The permutations may be endless::~/ mixed up!<:-} dunce!:-{ pouting!:-O surprise!Well, that's enough. I've just spotted a third reason to loathe emoticons, which is that when they pass from fashion {and I do hope they already have}, future generations will associate punctuation marks with an outmoded and rather primitive graphic pastime and despise them all the more. "Why do they still have all these keys with things like dots and spots and eyes and mouths and things?" they will grumble. "Nobody does smileys any more.
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  6. Lynne Truss _ Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The

    ...punctuation marks are the traffic signals of language: they tell us to slow down, notice this, take a detour, and stop.
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  7. Lynne Truss _ Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The

    Truly good manners are invisible: they ease the way for others, without drawing attention to themselves. It is no accident that the word "punctilious" {"attentive to formality or etiquette"} comes from the same original root as punctuation.
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  8. Lynne Truss _ Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The

    We have a language that is full of ambiguities; we have a way of expressing ourselves that is often complex and elusive, poetic and modulated; all our thoughts can be rendered with absolute clarity if we bother to put the right dots and squiggles between the words in the right places. Proper punctuation is both the sign and the cause of clear thinking. If it goes, the degree of intellectual impoverishment we face is unimaginable.
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  9. Lynne Truss _ Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The

    What the semicolon's anxious supporters fret about is the tendency of contemporary writers to use a dash instead of a semicolon and thus precipitate the end of the world. Are they being alarmist?
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  10. Lynne Truss _ Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The

    To those who care about punctuation, a sentence such as "Thank God its Friday" {without the apostrophe} rouses feelings not only of despair but of violence. The confusion of the possessive "its" {no apostrophe} with the contractive "it's" {with apostrophe} is an unequivocal signal of illiteracy and sets off a Pavlovian "kill" response in the average stickler.
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  11. Lynne Truss _ Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The

    A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air."Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife annual and tosses it over his shoulder."I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
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