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  1. Colson Whitehead _ Zone One

    Mark Spitz didn't ask about Harry. You never asked about the characters that disappeared from a Last Night story. You knew the answer. The plague had a knack for narrative closure.
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  2. Armistead Maupin _ The Days of Anna Madrigal

    The menu at the Hug Deli included, among other items, the Warm and Fuzzy Hug, the Beverly Hills Air Kiss Hug, and the Gangsta Hug, with side orders of Pinch, Tickle, and Back Scratch. She ordered the Long Uncomfortable Hug, because she thought that was funny, thereby prompting a nut-brown Venice Beach-looking dude to hold on to her, earnestly pokerfaced, for a seeming eternity. "Are you uncomfortable yet?""Fairly, yes.""Excellent. My work here is done."She laughed and mounted on her bike, pedalling away from the zany mirage as her gratuitous hugger shouted "Namaste" in her direction.
    book-quotehumour

  3. Catherine Gilbert Murdock _ Dairy Queen

    It kind of struck me how great it would be to go out with a guy that size. And if you, you know, got tired of dating him, you could always use him as a house or something.
    book-quotehumorfunnyhumour

  4. Terri Reid _ Delayed Departures

    Aye, it could', Ian added. 'It's many a time when I've walked alone on the misty moors of Scotland, the fog creeping in, the waves pounding against the shore, and then the lone, eerie call of a dead chicken. Caaa-cluck. Caaa-cluck
    book-quotehumourscotland

  5. Piers Anthony _ Centaur Aisle

    Dor woke again as dawn came. The sun had somehow gotten around to the east, where the land was, and dried off so that it could shine again.
    book-quotehumour

  6. Joanne Harris _ Runemarks

    You seem to know a lot about it," she said. "And you do subtleties.""Yeah. Like I've always wanted to destroy the Nine Worlds while committing suicide.""Well, there's no need to be rude," protested Sif.
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  7. Joanne Harris _ Runemarks

    Was it my fault that I got out of hand?--Loki
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  8. Jeanette Winterson _ Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit

    We did photograph albums, best dresses, favourite novels, and once someone's own novel. It was about a week in a telephone box with a pair of pyjamas called Adolf Hitler. The heroine was a piece of string with a knot in it.
    book-quotehumournovels

  9. Michka Assayas _ Bono: In Conversation with

    I think cynicism often disguises itself as humour.
    book-quotehumour

  10. Carrie Vaughn _ Kitty's House of Horrors

    You know why horror-movie characters always get killed? Because they've never seen horror movies. They don't know how it works. Right? But we do. So no one go into the basement alone. No one go screaming off into the woods alone. No one has any sex.
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  11. Kresley Cole _ Lothaire

    Unexpected Elizabeth wasn't falling into his arms as he'd anticipated, even after he had acted heroic and been valiantly injured. Perhaps he lost her.
    book-quotehumourromanceparanormal-romance

  12. Kresley Cole _ Lothaire

    Tell me, Lothaire, I want to know. Convince me why I should love you.""Because any other female would!
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