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Douglas Adams
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the
It's unpleasantly like being drunk." "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "You ask a glass of water."
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Ethan Frome & Selected Stories
Xingu!" she scoffed. "Why, it was the fact of our knowing so much more about it than she did-unprepared though we were-that made Osric Dane so furious. I should have thought that was plain enough to everybody!
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Snow Crash
Well, land sakes!" Hiro says. "Lookee here!" He whips his blade sideways, cutting off both of the businessman's forearms, causing the sword to clatter onto the floor."Better fire up the ol' barbeque, Jemima!" Hiro continues, whipping the sword around sideways, cutting the businessman's body in half just above the navel. Then he leans down so he's looking right into the businessman's face. "Didn't anyone tell you," he says, losing the dialect, "that I was a hacker?"Then he hacks the guy's head off.
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Margaret Atwood
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MaddAddam
Would I laugh?""Matter of fact, you would," says Zeb. "Heart like shale. What you need is a good fracking.
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