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  1. Charles Dickens _ Oliver Twist

    The doctor seemed especially troubled by the fact of the robbery having been unexpected, and attempted in the night-time; as if it were the established custom of gentlemen in the housebreaking way to transact business at noon, and to make an appointment, by the twopenny post, a day or two previous.
    book-quotesarcasm

  2. Jane Austen _ Northanger Abbey

    I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.
    book-quotehumorsarcasmexpression

  3. Ernesto Sabato _ El túnel

    My dear, I have never been able to finish a Russian novel. They are so tiresome. I think there are thousands of characters, and in the end it turns out there are only four or five. Isn't it maddening just when you begin to recognize a man called Alexandre, he's called Sacha, and then Satchka, and later Sachenka, and suddenly something pretentious like Alexandre Alexandrovitch Bunine, and later simply Alexandre Alexandrovitch. The minute you get your bearings, they throw you off the track again. There's no end to it; each character is a whole family in himself.
    book-quotesarcasmtoo-true

  4. Michael Thomas Ford _ Suicide Notes

    When she saw me, my mother stood up and started to come toward me, but then stopped. I think maybe Cat Poop had told her not to make any sudden movements because they might scare me, like I'm a wild animal or something, because she kept looking at him and then at me. Finally she just said, "Hello, Jeff," and sat down again next to my father.
    book-quotesarcasm

  5. Gillian Flynn _ Gone Girl

    The one plentiful herds of magazine writers would continue to be culled - by the Internet, by the recession, by the American public, who would rather watch TV or play video games or electronically inform friends that, like, 'rain sucks!' But there's no app for a bourbon buzz on a warm day in a cool, dark bar. The world will always want a drink.
    book-quotesarcasmtechnologychange

  6. Tom Robbins _ Fierce Invalids Home from Hot

    All depression has its roots in self-pity, and all self-pity is rooted in people taking themselves too seriously.
    book-quotehumorsarcasmself-pity

  7. Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez _ Of Love and Other Demons

    I nee to reason for a plague, ... As far as I know no comets or eclipses have been forecast, and our sins are not great enough for God to be concerned with us.
    book-quotesarcasmpunishment

  8. James Patterson _ Max

    We all love each other, Ange," I said impatiently, hating this whole conversation. "No, not like this," she went on relentlessly. "Fang loves you."......My mouth dropped open. How does she know this stuff? "Forget it! No one's getting married!" I hissed. "Not in New Hampshire or anywhere else! Not in a box, not with a fox! Now go to sleep, before I kill you! Oh yeah, like I got any sleep after that. - pg 35"
    book-quotesarcasmmax

  9. Stephanie Perkins _ Isla and the Happily Ever

    Well, bloody noses." I hug his coat tighter. "Those are definitely hot.
    book-quotehumorsarcasmfunny

  10. Henry James _ Roderick Hudson

    ..her smile, which was her pretty feature, was never so pretty as when her sprightly phrase had a scratch lurking in it.
    book-quotesarcasmsmile

  11. Simone Elkeles _ Rules of Attraction

    Hey, Carlos," the Professor says when he walks in. "How was REACH?""It sucked.""Can you be more specific?" my guardian asks."It really sucked," I elaborate, sarcasm dripping from every word.
    book-quotehumorsarcasmperfect-chemistry

  12. P.G. Wodehouse _ The Small Bachelor

    Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.
    book-quotelovehumorsarcasm
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