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  1. Laurie R. King _ A Letter of Mary

    You see why I married her, Mycroft? The exquisite juxtaposition of ladylike threads and backhanded compliments proved irresistible.
    book-quoterelationshipssarcasm

  2. Philip Pullman

    I don't profess any religion; I don't think it's possible that there is a God; I have the greatest difficulty in understanding what is meant by the words 'spiritual' or 'spirituality.
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  3. Margaret Atwood _ Cat's Eye

    I used to jog but it's bad for the knees. Too much beta carotene turns you orange, too much calcium gives you kidney stones. Health kills.
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  4. Fannie Flagg _ Fried Green Tomatoes at the

    And her dumplings were so light they would float in the air and you'd have to catch 'em to eat 'em.
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  5. Rick Riordan _ The Last Olympian

    As a general rule, I preferred not to have my soul reaped.
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  6. Rick Riordan _ The Maze of Bones

    Amy, Dan, and Nellie were sitting at a table in a conference room, examining reproductions of Franklin documents-some so rare, the librarians told her, the only copies existed in Paris. "Yeah, here's a rare grocery list," Dan muttered. "Wow.
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  7. Rick Riordan _ The House of Hades

    The Death Mist is not for helping!" Akhlys shrieked. "It shrouds mortals in misery as their souls pass into the Underworld. It is the very breath of Tartarus, of death, of despair!""Awesome," Percy said. "Could we get two orders of that to go?
    book-quotesarcasmpercy-jackson

  8. Jennifer L. Armentrout _ The Return

    A demigod?" I repeated like I'd just learned to speak a few seconds ago. "A real, live demigod?""Opposed to a fake, dead one?" He chuckled, proud of himself, and then sighed when my eyes narrowed on him. "You used to have a sense of humor, Seth.
    book-quotehumorsarcasm

  9. Jennifer L. Armentrout _ Deity

    Just so you know, I get incredibly bored quite easily and you will be forced to be my source of entertainment. You'll kind of be like my own personal jester."I flipped him off."Well that wasn't funny at all.
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  10. Jennifer L. Armentrout _ Deity

    How are you feeling?"I leaned away from him. "Gross."Aiden frowned. "Gross?""I haven't brushed my teeth or washed my face in days. Don't come near me."He laughed. "Alex, come on.""Seriously, I'm gross." I put my hand over my mouth.Ignoring my protests, he leaned over and brushed my string hair back. "You're as beautiful as always, Alex."I stared at him. He must not get out much.
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  11. Robin McKinley _ The Hero and the Crown

    If you wish, I shall go personally to your City and knock together the heads of Perlith and Galooney.
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  12. Jeannette Walls _ Half Broke Horses

    ...even though I was getting better education at home than any of the kids in Toyah, I'd need to go to finishing school when I was thirteen, both to acquire social graces and to earn a diploma. Because in this world, Dad said, it's not enough to have a fine education. You need a piece of paper to prove you go it.
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