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  1. Laurie Halse Anderson _ The Impossible Knife of Memory

    Where did you live before you came here?" I asked. "The moon," he said smoothly. "We left because the place had no atmosphere.
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  2. Gregory Maguire _ Wicked: The Life and Times of

    Do you expect to learn anything at Shiz?" he asked. "I have already learned not to speak to strangers." "Then I will introduce myself and we will be strangers no longer. I am Dillamond." "I am disinclined to know you.
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  3. Joanne Harris _ Runemarks

    You seem to know a lot about it," she said. "And you do subtleties.""Yeah. Like I've always wanted to destroy the Nine Worlds while committing suicide.""Well, there's no need to be rude," protested Sif.
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  4. David Baldacci _ The Christmas Train

    He'd been given an assignment to write about teen beauty pageants {...}, which he'd accepted because he enjoyed blood sports as much as the next person.
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  5. Kresley Cole _ Lothaire

    Aww, did we masturbate through the tears last night?
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  6. George Saunders _ Tenth of December

    Is this the baby?" I said.Ma turned on me again."What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk?"
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  7. Audrey Niffenegger _ Her Fearful Symmetry

    Why do you have a cigarette lighter in your glove compartment?" her husband, Jack, asked her. "I'm bored with knitting. I've taken up arson
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  8. Mercedes Lackey _ Bastion

    Weapons master is giving me special lessons." she {Amily} chuckled. " He calls then How Not To Get Killed lessons.
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  9. Mercedes Lackey _ Bastion

    Why, you mean you didn't get abducted and dragged across country purely to make us a story for us to chew over endlessly?" asked Pip, tossing his shock of tow-colored hair indignantly. "The nerve!
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  10. Mercedes Lackey _ The Phoenix Transformed

    ...Though drowned was just as dead as any other way of dying.
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  11. Terry Pratchett _ Guards! Guards!

    Might have just been an innocent bystander, sir,' said Carrot'What, in Ankh-Morpork?''Yes, sir.''We should have grabbed him, then, just for the rarity value
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  12. Terry Pratchett _ Small Gods

    REMIND ME AGAIN, he said, HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE.
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