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  1. David Sedaris _ Let's Explore Diabetes with

    Owl love you forever
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  2. David Sedaris _ Barrel Fever

    The combination of ammonia and chloride can be lethal but I've discovered it can work miracles as long as you keep telling yourself, "I want to love, I want to live...
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  3. Bret Easton Ellis _ American Psycho

    I have to return some videotapes
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  4. J.D. Salinger _ The Catcher in the Rye

    You take a very handsome guy, or a guy that thinks he's a real hot-shot, and they're always asking you to do them a big favor. Just because they're crazy about themself, they think you're crazy about them, too, and that you're just dying to do them a favor. It's sort of funny, in a way.
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  5. E.L. Konigsburg _ From the Mixed-Up Files of

    Jamie spied a Hershey's almond bar still in its wrapper lying in the corner of the landing. He picked it up and tore open one corner. "Was it bitten into?" asked Claudia. "No," Jamie smiled. "Want half?" "You better not touch it," Claudia warned. "It's probably poisoned or filled with marijuana, so you'll eat it and become either dead or a dope addict". Jamie was irritated. "Couldn't it just happen that someone dropped it?" "I doubt that. Who would drop a whole candy bar and not know it? That's like leaving a statue in a taxi".
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  6. Bill Bryson _ A Walk in the Woods:

    Finally, this being America, there is the constant possibility of murder.
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  7. Bill Bryson _ A Walk in the Woods:

    What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.
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  8. chuck palahniuk _ Damned

    They told me that nothing was a sin, just a poor life choice. Poor impulse control. That nothing is evil. Any concept of right versus wrong, according to them, is merely a cultural construct relative to one specific time and place. They said that if anything should force us to modify our personal behavior it should be our allegiance to a social contract, not some vague, externally imposed threat of flaming punishment.
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  9. Ann Patchett _ State of Wonder

    It was not as natural as it appeared. It was more like milking a cow, easy as long as someone else was doing it.
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  10. Libba Bray _ Rebel Angels

    I understand we'll be attending your friend Miss Worthington's Christmas ball. Perhaps I'll find a suitable-- which is to say wealthy-- wife among the ladies attending."And perhaps they will run screaming for the convent.
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  11. Libba Bray _ Beauty Queens

    What kind of person doesn't let you have gummi bears?
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  12. Libba Bray _ Beauty Queens

    I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.
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