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  1. Charles Bukowski _ You Get So Alone at Times That

    I paid, got up, walkedto the door, openedit.I heard the mansay, "that guy'snuts."out on the street Iwalked northfeelingcuriouslyhonored.
    book-quotelifesouldeath

  2. Charles Bukowski _ You Get So Alone at Times That

    sometimes when everything seems at its worst when all conspires and gnaws and the hours, days, weeks years seem wasted – stretched there upon my bed in the dark looking upward at the ceiling i get what many will consider an obnoxious thought: it's still nice to be Bukowski.
    book-quotefunnyegoirony

  3. Charles Bukowski _ You Get So Alone at Times That

    girlsplease give yourbodies and yourlivestothe young menwhodeserve thembesidesthere isno wayI would welcometheintolerabledullsenseless hellyou would bringmeandI wish youluckin bedandoutbut notinminethankyou.
    book-quotelovelifedeath

  4. Charles Bukowski _ Hot Water Music

    What is your advice to young writers?" "Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes.
    book-quotewritinghumorsarcasm

  5. James S.A. Corey _ Leviathan Wakes

    Drainage tubes ran out of his belly and side, and there was a catheter the size of a pencil coming out his penis. Nothing particularly hurt, so he had to assume he was on pretty nearly all the narcotics there were.
    book-quotefunnydrugsdark-humor

  6. Neil deGrasse Tyson _ Space Chronicles: Facing the

    We conquer the Independence Day aliens by having a Macintosh laptop computer upload a software virus to the mothership {which happens to be one-fifth the mass of the Moon}, thus disarming its protective force field. I don't know about you, but back in 1996 I had trouble just uploading files to other computers within my own department, especially when the operating systems were different. There is only one solution: the entire defense system for the alien mothership must have been powered by the same release of Apple Computer's system software as the laptop computer that delivered the virus.
    book-quotefunnyspacecomputers

  7. Neil deGrasse Tyson _ Space Chronicles: Facing the

    You know that passage in the Bible that says, "And the meek shall inherit the Earth"? Always wondered if that was mistranslated. Perhaps it actually says, "And the geek shall inherit the Earth.
    book-quotefunnyquotegeek

  8. Christina Dodd _ Some Enchanted Evening

    He who lies down with dogs shall rise with fleas
    book-quotefunnyscottish

  9. Christina Dodd _ Some Enchanted Evening

    A princess always takes care that her words are honeyed, for she may have to eat them
    book-quotefunnyprincesses

  10. Christina Dodd _ Some Enchanted Evening

    If ye canna see the bright side o' life, polish the dull side
    book-quotefunnyscottish

  11. Christina Dodd _ Some Enchanted Evening

    Life is too short to dance with ugly men
    book-quotefunnyso-true

  12. Christina Dodd _ Some Enchanted Evening

    Great minds think alike-especially when they are female.
    book-quotefunnydowager-queen
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