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  1. Bill Bryson _ In a Sunburned Country

    It is not true that the English invented cricket as a way of making all other human endeavors look interesting and lively; that was merely an unintended side effect.
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  2. Chuck Palahniuk _ Fight Club 2

    I refuse to give readers an uplifting faux experience engineered to comfort them and perpetuate the sociopolitical and economic status quo.""Who died and made you Bertolt Brecht?
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  3. Chuck Palahniuk _ Diary

    A woman calls from Seaview to say her linen closet is missing. Last September, her house had six bedrooms, two linen closets. She's sure of it. Now she's only got one. She comes to open her beach house for the summer. She drives out from the city with the kids and the nanny and the dog, and here they are with all heir luggage, and their towels are gone. Disappeared. Poof. Bermuda triangulated.
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  4. Chuck Palahniuk _ Choke

    The tiny space, the toilet, two hundred strangers just a few inches away, it's so exciting, the lack of room to maneuver, it helps if you're double-jointed. Use your imagination. Some creativity and a few simple stretching exercises and you can be knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door. You'll be amazed how time flies.
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  5. Chuck Palahniuk _ Damned

    Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.
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  6. Janet Evanovich _ Wicked Appetite

    Diesel sucked air. "You keep fondling me like that, and I might have to marry you.""I'm not fondling you. I'm looking for the keys!""Could you look a little more gently? You're scaring my boys.
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  7. Janet Evanovich _ Wicked Appetite

    You took your clothes off?""You didn't notice?""No! Jeez Louise, I don't even know you.""If you look under the covers, you'll know me better.""I don't want to know you better!""That's a big fib," Diesel said.
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  8. Janet Evanovich _ Notorious Nineteen

    That's how hospitals get you. You go in to visit and before you know it they got a camera stuck up your butt and they're looking' to find poloponies.
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  9. Janet Evanovich _ Explosive Eighteen

    Connie, giving her thoughts on why Vinnie's hot temper is less than normal, says: "Lucille must have fed him a Vallium smoothie this morning.
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  10. Janet Evanovich _ Explosive Eighteen

    When Grandma Mazur is talking about the reason for the improved play of her 91-year-old bowling teammate, she said: "She's doing better now that we got her the longer tubing to her oxygen tank.
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  11. Krista Ritchie _ Addicted for Now

    Yeah, my father is an egotistical douchebag," he says roughly. "My name literally means Jonathan empire.
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  12. Krista Ritchie _ Addicted for Now

    He stands confidently in his hot pink mankini. When I told him it was the only suit left, he literally shrugged and put it on. Tan skin, ripped abs and stylish wayfarers- he instantly looked cool even wearing that damn thing. And the girls playing water volleyball even gawked at his ass
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