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  1. Sarah J. Maas _ Queen of Shadows

    Where will we go?""I hear hell is particularly nice at this time of year.
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  2. Chuck Palahniuk _ Fight Club

    Yes, I kidnapped that Lindberg baby.
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  3. J.K. Rowling _ Harry Potter and the Order of

    The point is, if we find out you've been horrible to Harry -""- and make no mistake, we'll hear about it."even if you won't let Harry use the fellytone -""
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  4. Nora Roberts _ Black Rose

    Roz to Amelia {the house ghost}: How considerate of you, after trying to kill me, to see that I don't catch a cold.
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  5. Rebecca McNutt _ Smog City

    You should find something better to do with your time," Mandy told him. "I spend my time shooting people, and then I take them to darkrooms and blow them up." "…Come again?" Alecto questioned with a tone of alarm in his voice. "I take photographs and develop them myself, I've got my own darkroom… it was a joke," Mandy laughed. "I love photography and I'm gonna be a photojournalist someday." "Really?" Alecto asked. For the first time since she'd met him, he sounded slightly enthusiastic. "…I take photographs and I film my own home movies, I have a darkroom as well… but I can't be a photojournalist like you… I can't be anything… still, at least I can take photographs, it's fun.
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  6. P.G. Wodehouse _ My Man Jeeves

    And so the merry party began. It was one of those jolly, happy, bread-crumbling parties where you cough twice before you speak, and then decide not to say it after all.
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  7. Christie Ridgway _ An Offer He Can't Refuse

    Hadn't retired reporter Stan warned him of how protective Cosimo was of his granddaughters? What if the Carusos had discovered his identity and wanted to rub him out as they'd rubbed out his father?Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now andat the hour of our death.
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  8. Steve Martin _ An Object of Beauty

    And after his unparsable response, including a passage where he said he was 'blurring the boundaries between a thing and thought,' she said, 'Thank you, I get lost sometimes,' while laying two fingers on his folded arm.
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  9. J.D. Robb _ Strangers in Death

    People have been sleeping and/or marrying their way to the top since the first cavewoman said: 'Ugh, that one's the strongest and has the biggest club. I'll shake my mastodon-skin-covered ass at him.'""Ugh?""Or whatever cave people said. And it's not just women who do it. Cave guy goes: 'Ugh, that one catches the most fish, I'll be dragging her off to my cave now.' Ava sees Tommy and-""Says ugh.""Or today's equivalent thereof."-Eve & Roarke. .
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  10. J.D. Robb _ Strangers in Death

    Would you be shedding tears for McNab's dead body if he'd been screwing around on you?"Peabody pursed her lips. "Well, since I'd've been the one who killed him, I'd probably be shedding tears for me because you'd be arresting me. And that would really make me sad.
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  11. J.D. Robb _ Strangers in Death

    You're all right, Blue Eyes." She lifted her head to look into them. "You're all right, down the line. You ever want a free bang, you got one coming.""It would, no doubt be a memorable bang. But my wife is fiercely jealous and territorial." He grinned over at a very cold-eyed Eve."Her? You? That's a kick in the ass.""Every damn day," Eve muttered, and strode out.She kept striding, out of the club, back into the comparatively fresh air of the city street. And fisted her hands on her hips as she spun to him. "Did you have to do the 'my wife' crap?"His grin remained, and only widened. "I did, yes. I felt a desperate need for your protection. I believe that woman had designs on me.""I'll put a design on you that won't come off in the shower.""See, now I'm excited." Reaching out, he toyed with the lapel of her coat."What have you got in mind ?
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  12. Rick Riordan _ The Lost Hero

    Thats what happens to Snow in Texas, lady. It freaking MELTS!!" Leo Valdez- The Lost Hero
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