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Trina and her consultants will be here by four to start setting up.""Joy and-what? Who? Trina? Why? What have you done?""You said no silly games, and no strippers," Peabody reminded her. "We're doing the full-out girl party. Champagne, decadent food, body, hair, face treatments. Chick-vids, presents, gooey desserts. Big girl slumber party, followed by champagne brunch tomorrow.""You mean . . ." The shock was sharp and cruel, a stunner blast against the heart. "Overnight? All night into tomorrow?""Yeah." Peabody grinned around her carrot. "Didn't I mention that?""I have to kill you now.""Uh-uh. No games, no strippers. Those were your only rules.""I'll find a way to hurt you for this. book-quoteroarkepeabodyWell, stop it or . . . Crap, is that Drunk Santa currently mooning passing traffic?""Wow, that's some ugly ass he's got there. It is Drunk Santa. Oh, please, do we have to stop? Think of the smell. Fear it.""We can't leave that ugly ass hanging out on Ninth Avenue." Resigned, Eve started to pull over, then spotted two hustling beat cops. Pitying them, she kept going."It's a Christmas miracle," Peabody said, reverently. book-quotehumourpeabodyI wasn't going to have dessert, but it was right there, all gooey and sweet. It's like sex. I mean, when it's right there, what are you supposed to do? I wasn't going to have that either--sex--with my parents bunking in the office, but, well, it was right there.""I'll tolerate the gooey and sweet, Peabody, but I'm not thinking about you having sex with McNab, especially in the same sentence as 'my parents.'""I think they had sex, too."Eve struggled not to wince or twitch. "Do you want me to kick you down four flights of steps and make you walk up again?""I'd probably bounce all the way down, too, with all this gooey and sweet in my butt. So I guess not.""Good choice. book-quotesexeve-dallaspeabody
