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Book: The Dilbert Principle: A Cubicle's-Eye View of Bosses, Meetings, Management Fads & Other Workplace Afflictions
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  1. Scott Adams _ The Dilbert Principle: A

    Lately...the Peter Principle has given way to the "Dilbert Principle." The basic concept of the Dilbert Principle is that the most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.
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  2. Scott Adams _ The Dilbert Principle: A

    For humans, honesty is a matter of degree. Engineers are always honest inmatters of technology and human relationships. That's why it's a good ideato keep engineers away from customers, romantic interests, and other peoplewho can't handle the truth.
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  3. Scott Adams _ The Dilbert Principle: A

    Sometimes idiots can accomplish wonderful things.
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  4. Scott Adams _ The Dilbert Principle: A

    Idiocy in the modern age isn't an all-encompassing, twenty-four-hour situation for most people. It's a condition that everybody slips into many times a day. Life is just too complicated to be smart all the time.
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  5. Scott Adams _ The Dilbert Principle: A

    You can't accommodate a hundred different opinions,and you can't ignore them. All you can do is provide people with theillusion that they participated in the decision. For some reason, that'senough to make people happy." This is the basis for all democracies.
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  6. Scott Adams _ The Dilbert Principle: A

    It is a wondrous human characteristic to be able to slip into and out of idiocy many times a day without noticing the change or accidentally killing innocent bystanders in the process.
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  7. Scott Adams _ The Dilbert Principle: A

    The marketing department uses many advanced techniques to match products and buyers in a way that mximizes profits. For example, they give away keychains.
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