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Book: Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
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  1. Laurie Notaro _ Autobiography of a Fat Bride:

    Weddings, I began to understand, were vile, filthy things when they ran amuck.
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  2. Laurie Notaro _ Autobiography of a Fat Bride:

    Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitious You doesn't really exist.
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  3. Laurie Notaro _ Autobiography of a Fat Bride:

    You are basically a flophouse and a pimp away from Pepcid rehab, you know that?" I informed Nana.
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  4. Laurie Notaro _ Autobiography of a Fat Bride:

    So I graduated from college with a degree in journalism and was ready to find my dream job at a newspaper in addition to one good man who owned his own car and was certain about his sexuality, my two new, revised qualifying criteria for a potential date.
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  5. Laurie Notaro _ Autobiography of a Fat Bride:

    Oh boy. Too drunk to hold on to a whiskey and Coke and the word "pretty." That's not a combination with a positive outcome. Not good at all. That's the secret password that usually leaves me trying to find a ride home in the morning.
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  6. Laurie Notaro _ Autobiography of a Fat Bride:

    Whaddaya mean 'old maids,' ha? The term is 'unclaimed treasure,' buddy, 'unclaimed treasure!
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  7. Laurie Notaro _ Autobiography of a Fat Bride:

    I need to learn to recognize and identify these danger signs when I see them, and not brush them off as "eccentricities," "lovable oddities," or "a sign that he s crying out for help and the comforting of a codependent nurturer that only I, Princess Enabler, can provide. Bad boyfriends don't disguise themselves; their girlfriends do it for them.
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