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Book: Top Secret Twenty-One
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Janet Evanovich _ Top Secret Twenty-One
We went to the wall and looked down at Vlatko, sprawled on the road below us.'Do you think he's okay?' I asked.'Babe,' Ranger said. 'He's one inch thick.
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Janet Evanovich _ Top Secret Twenty-One
Lula got into line, and I relaxed in Ranger's Mercedes. Vlatko was out of the picture. Ranger was safe. I was wearing my own underwear. Life was good.
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Janet Evanovich _ Top Secret Twenty-One
We took the stairs to the second floor and ran into Dillan Ruddick, the building super. He had a wet vac going, sucking up water from the soggy hall carpet.'Thanks for saving my apartment,' I said to him.'No problemo,' Dillan said. 'I've got it down to a science. The alarm goes off and I run straight to your apartment and grab the fire extinguishers.
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Janet Evanovich _ Top Secret Twenty-One
A book?" he asked. "Yeah, remember before television and computers we used to do this thing called reading?
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Janet Evanovich _ Top Secret Twenty-One
As I ran water to wash my hands, my earbud fell out of my ear and went down the drain."Crap!"I hauled my cellphone out of my bag and texted Ranger. , he textd back.
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Janet Evanovich _ Top Secret Twenty-One
Are you sure you don't know where Jimmy is hiding?''Maybe I'll remember if you show me your tits.''That's disgusting. This is a viewing. There's a dead woman in there.''How about if I asked to see them in a bar?''No.''Suppose I bought you dinner?''No.''What if I was in the hospital with a heart attack?''No.''Boy, you're tough. Most women would go for the heart attack."
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Janet Evanovich _ Top Secret Twenty-One
I'm going to get her good. She's messed with me one time too many. Remember when she called me an old slut?' Grandma whacked a carrot in half. 'Well, I'm not all that old.
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Janet Evanovich _ Top Secret Twenty-One
She's a silly old lady,' my mother said. 'You could be a good Christian and turn the other cheek.''I'm a plenty good Christian,' Grandma said, 'but I got it on good authority that God wants me to get Bella for Him.
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Janet Evanovich _ Top Secret Twenty-One
I introduced myself and told him I was looking for his dad.'Haven't seen him,' he said. 'We aren't close. He's an even bigger dick than me. I mean, dude, he named me Oswald.
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Janet Evanovich _ Top Secret Twenty-One
Say what? There's no 'and he got naked and waved his magic wand?''Nope,' Connie said. 'No magic wand. She didn't get to see the wand.''Well, you know he got one,' Lula said. 'How come he didn't wave it and make her a happy princess?"
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