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Janet Evanovich _ Top Secret Twenty-one
Morelli got Briggs a glass. "Don't let the curtains on the windows and the toaster in the kitchen fool you. I'm even less civilized than she is.
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Janet Evanovich _ Top Secret Twenty-one
We're taking Forest to the police station, and then I'm taking the minions home with me. I'll stash them in my apartment until someone springs Forest. They haven't put the carpet down yet, and Briggs is there to babysit.
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Janet Evanovich _ Top Secret Twenty-one
The Chihuahua pack was snoozing at his feet. All heads came up when I approached. "I brought food for the minions," I said to Forest. "Do you hear that, my teensy minions? The nice lady brought us food.
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Janet Evanovich _ Top Secret Twenty-one
What's up?" I asked my mother. "I just got fourteen phone calls about someone hitting Joseph's Grandma Bella in the face with a chocolate cream pie when she was walking out of the funeral home. They said she was going out the side door for some reason, and someone came out of nowhere and hit her with the pie." "Did they know who did it?" Grandma asked. "Bella said it was you.
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Janet Evanovich _ Top Secret Twenty-one
No way," she said. "The lid was already up." "Did you stick the dead guy with a pin to make sure he was dead?" "I didn't do that either. And I only did that once,
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Janet Evanovich _ Top Secret Twenty-one
Ranger isn't my boyfriend. Ranger and I have a professional relationship." "Yeah, but that doesn't mean you can't play hide the salami once in a while.
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Janet Evanovich _ Top Secret Twenty-one
I'll go with you," Lula said. "Maybe I'll get a look at the killer Chihuahuas. And besides, I want to ride in Ranger's Porsche.
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Janet Evanovich _ Top Secret Twenty-one
Who else's wife did you sleep with?" Lula asked. "Recently?" Lula turned to me. "And we're supposed to be keeping him from getting a rocket up his butt why?
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Janet Evanovich _ Top Secret Twenty-one
My grandmother says your grandmother is stalking her.
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Janet Evanovich _ Top Secret Twenty-one
About this psychopath," Morelli said. "I went to New York with Ranger following a lead on the polonium thing. I had a run-in with this crazy guy named Vlatko who planned the poisoning, and he sort of slashed me." "Where was Ranger when all this was happening?" "He was snooping around in the Russian consulate.
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Janet Evanovich _ Top Secret Twenty-one
The knife easily cut through the silky material of my shirt and my bra, and a huge wad of toilet paper fell out.
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Janet Evanovich _ Top Secret Twenty-one
He doesn't look gay." "Of course he does. His skin is flawless and his haircut is perfect. And look at his slacks. Not a single wrinkle." "How does he do that?" Leo asked. "I always get the wrinkles.
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