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  1. James Patterson _ Saving the World and Other

    Okay, smartyboots, how about if you're flying at eighteen thousand feet at, say, a hundred and forty miles an hour," I said. "You're facing a southwest wind of about seven knots. How long would it take you to fly from Philadelphia to Billings, Montana?" Omega frowned as he started to work the math. "Are you saying you know how to make that calculation?" the Director asked. "I'm saying I'm smart enough to know that I'll get there when I get there!" I
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  2. James Patterson _ Saving the World and Other

    lips touched mine. His mouth was warm and firm, his hand gentle on my neck. I'd kissed him once before, when I thought he was dying on a beach. But that had lasted a second. This was… going on and on. I realized I was getting dizzy, and then realized it was because I hadn't taken a breath yet. It seemed like an hour before we broke apart. We were both breathing raggedly, and I stared into his eyes as if I would find answers there. Which of course I didn't. All I saw was the dancing flames of our small fire.
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  3. James Patterson _ Saving the World and Other

    It was all I could do to not give a mwa ha ha ha!
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  4. James Patterson _ Saving the World and Other

    And there won't be any TV or cable because all the people will be dead!" I was on a roll now. "So our only entertainment will be Gazzy singing the constipation song! And there won't be amusement parks and museums and zoos and libraries and cute shoes! We'll be like cavemen, trying to weave clothes out of plant fibers. We'll have nothing! Nothing! All because you and the kids want to kick back in a La-Z-Boy during the most important time in history!" I was practically frothing at the mouth. Fang looked at me. "So maybe we should sign you up for a weaving class. Get a jump on all those plant fibers.
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  5. James Patterson _ Saving the World and Other

    There," I said. "Decades of psycho logic picked apart in three seconds by an eleven-year-old. Take that, modern science!
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  6. James Patterson _ Saving the World and Other

    And no southern jokes, please. Ick.
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  7. James Patterson _ Saving the World and Other

    Everything wanting to contribute to my ulcer, Get in line and take a number!
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  8. James Patterson _ Saving the World and Other

    Which means what?" I demanded. "That I'm nothing? That I'm not a person? That you can do anything you want to me and it's okay? You're so full of it! But you're wrong. I know that I do matter. I am important. And you're a pathetic, cold, pointless wastoid who's going to grow old alone and die, then roast in limbo forever.
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  9. James Patterson _ Saving the World and Other

    I know you might not believe this, but slogging through a foreign European forest in the dead of night with an ex-Eraser, a talking dog, and two kids who depend on you for their lives-well, not as much fun as you'd think. But"
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  10. James Patterson _ Saving the World and Other

    Uh, a honking big castle of evil in Germany?
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  11. James Patterson _ Saving the World and Other

    I'm sure some of you get sent to your rooms sometimes by your parents. All I have to say is, the next time it happens and you're lying there all mad thinking about how hard your life is, just picture me standing next to you, ready to smack you upside the head. When I get sent to my room, it's in a freaking dungeon! With rats!
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  12. James Patterson _ Saving the World and Other

    Max! Save Total! -AngelNo, I'm flying down at 90 miles an hour just for fun -Max
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