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  1. Tucker Max _ I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

    Did you hear the nonsensical prattle spewing from her pie-hole?
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  2. Tucker Max _ I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

    she was quite promiscuous, to the point where dating her was similar to the experience of sitting on a warm toilet seat:
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  3. Tucker Max _ I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

    Girl3 "You don't have to be a jerk"SlingBlade "Quite the contrary, my sloppy penile scholar.Order me another drink and be quick about it.
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  4. Tucker Max _ I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

    FK THAT. I AM TUCKER MAX. I AM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU.
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  5. Tucker Max _ I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

    I've heard 14 year old meth addicted thai prostitutes say more prescient things than the woman that was supposedly a "professor
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  6. Tucker Max _ I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

    There are fun nights, there are crazy nights, and then there are those nights that make men legends.
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  7. Tucker Max _ I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

    My favorite random email I got was from some guy who wrote: "Mr. Max, with the hope of a six year old on the night before Christmas asking about Santa, I ask the same question: Do you really exist?
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  8. Tucker Max _ I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

    Random Girl after a hookup: "Do you love me"Tucker: "I don't understand the question.
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  9. Tucker Max _ I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

    She is trying to convince me that she never does this and is not that type of girl. It was difficult for me to understand. Her enunciation wasn't very good with my dick in her mouth.
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  10. Tucker Max _ I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

    I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist. {Quoting feedback from a reader}
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  11. Tucker Max _ I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

    Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect; you get what you demand from people.
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  12. Tucker Max _ I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

    8:58 We go to McDonald's. The woman in front of me in line spends more than five seconds contemplating her order. This infuriates me, "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?? MC-SEABASS?? IT'S THE GODDAMN MCDONALDS'S MENU, IT'S BEEN THE SAME FOR TEN YEARS! IT'S ALL MCSHIT!JUST ORDER!
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