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Book: Bone, Vol. 2: The Great Cow Race
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  1. Jeff Smith _ Bone, Vol. 2: The Great Cow

    If we keep him for ourselves, we can do anything we want with him!''OH, REALLY?! Does that include baking him in a quiche?!''NO, IT DOES NOT INCLUDE THAT! IT INCLUDES EATING HIM RAW!''That's too bad. He would've made a fine pastry filling.
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  2. Jeff Smith _ Bone, Vol. 2: The Great Cow

    I'm hungry.''Me too.''Will you get us something to eat?''I suppose I could take a look around. Maybe find a baby bird or a dead squirrel, or something. One word about a quiche, and I'll kill you.''While you're up there, try to find some nice, soft grasses we can sit on and be more comfortable.''Yes, comrade....Here. I found some eggs to suck on.''Did you remember to get the grasses?''No. I forgot.''Are you going to get the grasses?''Can I eat first?''I don't know why you say you'll do things if you don't mean it.''I MEANT it! I just FORGOT!''You can get the grasses after you finish eating.''Thank you.''And try to find some water. We're going to need water if we plan on hiding out here.''YES COMRADE! ANYTHING ELSE?'...'Y'know, we could've had these eggs in a quiche!
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  3. Jeff Smith _ Bone, Vol. 2: The Great Cow

    Upon your feet you have ten toes, they look just like PO-TA-TOES!
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  4. Jeff Smith _ Bone, Vol. 2: The Great Cow

    Stupid, Stupid Rat Creatures!"
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