Author:  Woody Allen
Book:    Side Effects
Viewed: 43 - Published at: 5 years ago

What advice would I give the average homeowner to protect himself against burglars? Well, the first thing is to keep a light on in the house when you go out. It must be at least a sixty-watt bulb; anything less and the burglar will ransack the house, out of contempt for the wattage.

( Woody Allen )
[ Side Effects ]
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