So I pretended humility whenever I wanted to enter the service of a household,...

So I pretended humility whenever I wanted to enter the service of a household, having first cased the place to ascertain that it could maintain and accommodate a large dog. Then I parked myself by the door and, when an apparent stranger came up, I barked at him. The lord of the house would come out and I'd lower my head, wag my tail, go up to him, and lick his brogans with my tongue."

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