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SANTA HAS A TUMOR IN HIS HEAD THE SIZE OF AN OLIVE. MAYBE IT WILL GO AWAY...
Author:
David Sedaris
Book:
Holidays on Ice
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Published at:
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SANTA HAS A TUMOR IN HIS HEAD THE SIZE OF AN OLIVE. MAYBE IT WILL GO AWAY TOMORROW BUT I DON'T THINK SO.
( David Sedaris )
[ Holidays on Ice ]
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