My state's constitution seems to contain a provision requiring that once every two years we must pass a bill which dazzles the entire country in its glittering, bejeweled stupidity. Not all of them are bad. I rather like the absurd ones. For instance, it is illegal to go whale hunting in Oklahoma. That law is certainly a nice gesture {whales both sing and have giant brains, putting them one point ahead of many legislators}. But humpback poaching has never really been problematic in our part of the country, what with it being landlocked and all.
( Andrew Heaton )
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