It's a whole plot of flowers ranging from a few inches to a foot high. They have petals like roses, but in the center of each blossom is a bright white set of teeth. They snap and snarl at me when I get close enough to give them a once-over. The front teeth are sharp with big canine fangs at the edges. The big ones are like Rottweiler flowers, while the little ones bark and nip like Pomeranians with an attitude. There's a good six feet of them between me and the tree. I look around for something to smash them with, but everything in here is as mean as these mutt posies.
( Richard Kadrey )
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