Author:  Sarah Vowell
Viewed: 19 - Published at: 3 years ago

If this fails to convince, I being out my secret weapon, announcing with portentous deliberation that Barbara. Damn. Walters. Does. Not. Drive. Heard of her?
This sort of accusatory conversion of course almost never goes down with native New Yorkers, people who, like Barbara Walters, live in that barbaric third world country that is Manhattan, and thus have yet to hear of newfangled American Advances like automobiles, happiness, and yards.

( Sarah Vowell )
[ Take the Cannoli ]
www.QuoteSweet.com

TAGS :