I once defenestrated a guy. The cops got all pissed off at me. I was drunk, but they said that was no excuse."
"Ah well," Virgil said. Then, "The guy hurt bad?"
"Cracked his hip. Landed on a Prius. Really fucked up the Prius, too."
"I can tell you, just now is the only time in my life I ever heard 'defenestration' used in a sentence," Virgil said.
"It's a word you learn after you done it," Morton said. "Yup. The New Prague AmericInn, 2009."
Virgil was amazed. "Really? The defenstration of New Prague?
"Ah well," Virgil said. Then, "The guy hurt bad?"
"Cracked his hip. Landed on a Prius. Really fucked up the Prius, too."
"I can tell you, just now is the only time in my life I ever heard 'defenestration' used in a sentence," Virgil said.
"It's a word you learn after you done it," Morton said. "Yup. The New Prague AmericInn, 2009."
Virgil was amazed. "Really? The defenstration of New Prague?
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