How did you fastforward and turn it off? {Danger}I wanted it off and off it...

How did you fastforward and turn it off? {Danger}
I wanted it off and off it went. {Alexion}
Wow, that's amazing. I guess this makes me the luckiest woman in the world. {Danger}
How so? {Alexion}
I've found the only man alive who won't ever shout out, 'honey, where's the remote?' then tear my house apart in pursuit of it. {Danger}