But only seconds seemed to have passed before there was a huge blast that caused her to sit up straight and catch her breath. Then the outhouse door opened sharply, and Ian stood there with a startled look on his face and a big gun in his hand. "How long have you been in here?" he asked. "I have no idea," she said. "I think maybe d-d-days." He got a sheepish look on his face. "You about done in here?" he asked. She burst into laughter, which brought another coughing spasm, then laughter again. "Yes, Ian," she finally said. "I've widdled and wiped. Can I please go home now?" "Home? Marcie-that car of yours-" "The cabin, Ian." She laughed. "Jesus, do you have no sense of humor?" "That wasn't so funny. I can't imagine what he was doing around here. I don't keep food out or small livestock…" "He was hanging around the shed. You think maybe he likes chicken soup?" "I've never had a problem like that before. That's bold, getting out where people can see him, challenge him-" "What the hell was that?" "Puma," he said. "Mountain lion." "I knew that was a lion." She stopped suddenly. "You didn't hurt him, did you?" "Marcie, he wanted to eat you! Are you worried about his soul or something?" "I just wanted him to go away," she said. "I didn't want him to go dead." "I just scared him off. Listen," he said, walking her quickly to the cabin, "if it had been down to you or him, could you have shot him?" "No," she said. "No?" he asked. "Well, I've never fired a gun, so I don't like my chances. If I'd had a big gun like that in my hands I could've probably shot you or the cabin or shot the crap out of that outhouse…" She burst into laughter at her pun. "But he was way smaller. You have a frying pan, right? A big iron one, right?" "What for?" "So, in future, I can get to the bathroom with some protection. I was once a very good hitter in softball." He stopped walking and looked down at her. "Jesus, there's always the blue pot." "Yeah, but there are some things a lady will risk her life to keep private." He smiled. He actually smiled. "Is that so?
( Robyn Carr )
[ A Virgin River Christmas ]
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