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P.G. Wodehouse _ Very Good, Jeeves!
Jeeves,' I said - and I am not ashamed to confess that there was a spot of chokiness in the voice - 'there is none like you, none.
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P.G. Wodehouse _ Very Good, Jeeves!
You know how it is. Love's flame flickers and dies, reason returns to her throne, and you aren't nearly as ready to hop about and jump through hoops as in the first pristine glow of the divine passion."
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P.G. Wodehouse _ Very Good, Jeeves!
I was back at the flat so quick that I nearly met myself coming out.
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P.G. Wodehouse _ Very Good, Jeeves!
I have always had a suspicion that Aunt Dahlia, while invariably matey and bonhomous and seeming to take pleasure in my society, has a lower opinion of my intelligence than I quite like. Too often it is her practice to address me as 'fathead', and if I put forward any little thought or idea or fancy in her hearing it is apt to be greeted with the affectionate but jarring guffaw.
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P.G. Wodehouse _ Very Good, Jeeves!
Why has the car stopped?""Ah!" I said with manly frankness that became me well. "There you have me."You see, I'm one of those birds who drive a lot but don't know the first thing about the works. The policy I pursue is to get aboard, prod the self-starter, and leave the rest to Nature. If anything goes wrong, I scream for an A.A. scout. It's a system that answers admirably as a rule, but on the present occasion it blew a fuse owing to the fact that there wasn't an A.A. scout within miles.
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P.G. Wodehouse _ Very Good, Jeeves!
One of the first lessons life teaches us is that on these occasions of back-chat between the delicately-natured, a man should retire into the offing, curl up in a ball, and imitate the prudent tactics of the opossum, which, when danger is in the air, pretends to be dead, frequently going to the length of hanging out crêpe and instructing its friends to gather round and say what a pity it all is.
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P.G. Wodehouse _ Very Good, Jeeves!
One more toot--just one single, solitary suggestion of the faintest shadow or suspicion of anything remotely approaching a toot--and may the Lord have mercy on your soul.
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P.G. Wodehouse _ Very Good, Jeeves!
There's no doubt about it, being a policeman warps a man's mind and ruins that sunny faith in his fellow human beings which is the foundation of a lovable character. There seems to be no way of avoiding this.
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P.G. Wodehouse _ Very Good, Jeeves!
Remember what the poet Shakespeare said, Jeeves? 'Exit hurriedly, pursued by a bear.' You'll find it in one of his plays.
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P.G. Wodehouse _ Very Good, Jeeves!
Jeeves," I said. "A rummy communication has arrived. From Mr. Glossop.""Indeed, sir?""I will read it to you. Handed in at Upper Bleaching. Message runs as follows:When you come tomorrow, bring my football boots. Also, if humanly possible, Irish water-spaniel. Urgent. Regards. Tuppy."What do you make of that, Jeeves?""As I interpret the document, sir, Mr. Glossop wishes you, when you come tomorrow, to bring his football boots. Also, if humanly possible, an Irish water-spaniel. He hints that the matter is urgent, and sends his regards.""Yes, that is how I read it. But why football boots?""Perhaps Mr. Glossop wishes to play football, sir.
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P.G. Wodehouse _ Very Good, Jeeves!
I don't know why it is, but women who have anything to do with Opera, even if they're only studying for it, always appear to run to surplus poundage."
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P.G. Wodehouse _ Very Good, Jeeves!
There is no time, sir, at which ties do not matter."
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