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  1. Douglas Adams _ The Ultimate Hitchhiker's

    Nobody likes a whistler, particularly not the divinity that shapes our ends.
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  2. Douglas Adams _ The Ultimate Hitchhiker's

    One day old Thrashbarg said that Almighty Bob had declared that he, Thrashbarg, was to have first pick of the sandwiches. The villagers asked him when this had happened, exactly, and Thrashbarg said it had happened yesterday, when they weren't looking. 'Have faith,' Old Thrashbarg said, 'or burn!'They let him have first pick of the sandwiches. It seemed easiest.
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  3. Douglas Adams _ The Ultimate Hitchhiker's

    Share and Enjoy' is the company motto of the hugely successful Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Complaints Division, which now covers the major land masses of three medium-sized planets and is the only part of the Corporation to have shown a consistent profit in recent years. The motto stands-- or rather stood-- in three mile high illuminated letters near the Complaints Department spaceport on Eadrax. Unfortunately its weight was such that shortly after it was erected, the ground beneath the letters caved in and they dropped for nearly half their length through the offices of many talented young Complaints executives-- now deceased.The protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local language, to read "Go stick your head in a pig," and are no longer illuminated, except at times of special celebration.
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  4. Douglas Adams _ The Ultimate Hitchhiker's

    The available worlds looked pretty grim. They had little to offer him because he had little to offer them. He had been extremely chastened to realize that although he originally came from a world which had cars and computers and ballet and Armagnac, he didn't, by himself, know how any of it worked. He couldn't do it. Left to his own devices he couldn't build a toaster. He could just about make a sandwich and that was it.
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  5. Douglas Adams _ The Ultimate Hitchhiker's

    There is an art to the business of making sandwiches which it is given to few ever to find the time to explore in depth. It is a simple task, but the opportunities for satisfaction are many and profound."
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  6. Douglas Adams _ The Ultimate Hitchhiker's

    What is the point? We assume that every time we do anything we know what the consequences will be, i.e., more or less what we intend them to be. This is not only not always correct. It is wildly, crazily, stupidly, cross-eyed-blithering-insectly wrong!
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  7. Douglas Adams _ The Ultimate Hitchhiker's

    A fragrant breeze wandered up from the quiet sea, trailed along the beach, and drifted back to the sea again, wondering where to go next. On a mad impulse it went up to the beach again. It drifted back to sea.
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  8. Douglas Adams _ The Ultimate Hitchhiker's

    Everybody has their moment of great opportunity in life. If you happen to miss the one you care about, then everything else becomes eerily easy.
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  9. Douglas Adams _ The Ultimate Hitchhiker's

    The quality of any advice anybody has to offer has to be judged against the quality of life they actually lead.
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