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  1. John Scalzi _ Redshirts

    A fourth part of his brain was saying, This is the part where you run and scream a lot. He was listening to the fourth part.
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  2. John Scalzi _ Redshirts

    I don't care whether I really exist or don't, whether I'm real or fictional. What I want right now is to be the person who decides my own fate. That's something I can work on. It's what I'm working on now.
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  3. John Scalzi _ Redshirts

    Hide' isn't a word we like to use," Cassaway said. "'Perform alternative tasks' is the preferred term.
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  4. John Scalzi _ Redshirts

    Yes, death by away team. Very effective on this ship," Jenkins said.
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  5. John Scalzi _ Redshirts

    When I was twelve, my appendix burst, and as they were wheeling my ass into the operating room, I asked the doctor, "How will this affect my piano playing?" and he said, "Don't worry, you'll still be able to play the piano," and I said, "Wow! I wasn't able to before!" And then they gassed me.
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  6. John Scalzi _ Redshirts

    I don't think food safety laws are going to protect you from a third carnitas burrito," Hanson said. "That's not about food safety. It's about pork fat overload.
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  7. John Scalzi _ Redshirts

    God is a hack," he said. "He's a writer on an awful science fiction television show, and He can't plot His way out of a box. How do you have faith when you know that?
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  8. John Scalzi _ Redshirts

    Okay, that's interesting," Duvall said. "So you're a priest of the Forshan religion? Which schism?""The leftward schism, and no, not a priest.""Couldn't handle the celibacy?""Leftward priests aren't required to be celibate," Dahl said, "but considering I was the only human at the seminary, I had celibacy thrust upon me, if you will.""Some people wouldn't let that stop them," Duvall said."You haven't seen a Forshan seminary student up close," Dahl said. "Also, I don't swing xeno.
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  9. John Scalzi _ Redshirts

    If knew you were going to drug me, kidnap me, and take me back to the dark ages with out my pants, I never would have slept with you.
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  10. John Scalzi _ Redshirts

    I mean that you and I know that in this universe, God is a hack," he said. "He's a writer on an awful science fiction television show, and He can't plot His way out of a box. How do you have faith when you know that?
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  11. John Scalzi _ Redshirts

    In one hand I have a restraining order, and in the other I have a Taser. Which would you like to meet first?
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  12. John Scalzi _ Redshirts

    Well, that's science fiction television for you, though," Abnett said. "Someone's got to be the red shirt.
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