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  1. Joseph Heller _ God Knows

    Moses has the Ten Commandments, it's true, but I've got much better lines - King David
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  2. Joseph Heller _ God Knows

    First impressions die slowly, bad impressions take even longer
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  3. Joseph Heller _ God Knows

    It takes very little to make us {women} happy, and more than is contained in heaven and earth to keep us that way
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  4. Joseph Heller _ God Knows

    You've got to have a God. Without God, you might turn to something really crazy, like witchcraft, or religion.
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  5. Joseph Heller _ God Knows

    Some Promised Land. The honey was there, but the milk we brought in with our goats. To people in California, God gives a magnificent coastline, a movie industry, and Beverly Hills. To us He gives sand. To Cannes He gives a plush film festival. We get the PLO. Our winters are rainy, our summers hot. To people who didn't know how to wind a wristwatch He gives underground oceans of oil. To us He gives hernia, piles, and anti-Semitism.
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  6. Joseph Heller _ God Knows

    That's another thing that pisses me off about that Michelangelo statue of me in Florence. He's got me standing there uncircumcised! Who the fuck did he think I was?
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  7. Joseph Heller _ God Knows

    But how can one be warm alone?
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  8. Joseph Heller _ God Knows

    Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
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