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  1. P G Wodehouse

    It's the burglars!" quavered Mrs. Hignett. In the stress of recentevents she had completely forgotten the existence of those enemiesof society. "They were dancing in the hall when I arrived, and nowthey're playing the orchestrion!

  2. P G Wodehouse

    Roderick Spode is the founder of the Saviours of Britain, a fascist organisation better know as the 'Black Shorts'...When you say 'shorts' mean 'shirts', of course.No. By the time Spode formed his association, there were no shirts left. He and his adherents wear black shorts.Footer bags, you mean

  3. P G Wodehouse

    We'll fling the door open and make a rush," said Bill."Supposing they shoot, old scout?

  4. P G Wodehouse

    What are you giving us?
    jeeves

  5. P G Wodehouse

    He will lunch with you at your flat tomorrow at one-thirty. Please remember that he drinks no wine, strongly disapproves of smoking, and can only eat the simplest food, owing to an impaired digestion. Do not offer him coffee, for he considers it the root of half the nerve-trouble in the world.""I should think a dog-biscuit and a glass of water would about meet the case, what?""Bertie!
    jeeves

  6. P G Wodehouse

    The silly ass had left the kitchen door open, and I hadn't gone two steps when his voice caught me squarely in the eardrum.'You will find Mr Wooster', he was saying to the substitue chappie, 'an extremely pleasant and amiable young gentleman, but not intelligent. By no means intelligent. Mentally he is negligible - quite negligible'

  7. P G Wodehouse

    The blighter's manner was so cold and unchummy that I bit the bullet and had a dash at being airy
    jeeves

  8. P G Wodehouse

    She is a waitress at his lordships club.My God! The Proletariat

  9. P G Wodehouse

    Brookfield, my correspondent, writes that last week he observed him in the moonlight at an advanced hour gazing up at his window.""Whose window? Brookfield's?""Yes, sir. Presumably under the impression that it was the young lady's.""But what the deuce is he doing at Twing at all?""Mr Little was compelled to resume his old position as tutor to Lord Wickhammersley's son at Twing Hall, sir. Owing to having been unsuccessful in some speculations at Hurst Park at the end of October.
    jeeves

  10. P G Wodehouse

    Well, you've taken a weight off my mind.

  11. P G Wodehouse

    He was one of those supercilious striplings who give you the impression that you went to the wrong school and that your clothes don't fit."This is Oswald," said Bingo."What," I replied cordially, "could be sweeter? How are you?""Oh, all right," said the kid."Nice place, this.""Oh, all right," said the kid."Having a good time fishing?""Oh, all right," said the kid.Young Bingo led me off to commune apart
    jeeves

  12. P G Wodehouse

    Bertie, it is imperative that you marry.""But, dash it all...
    jeeves
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