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  1. Amy Sedaris _ I Like You: Hospitality Under

    • A good trick is to fill your medicine cabinet with marbles. Nothing announces a nosey guest better than an avalanche of marbles hitting a porcelain sink. Plus you'll know which guest is a junkie whore or gutter hype, and you'll know what else to hide. Count your stash or remove the labels from your prescription bottles.
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  2. Amy Sedaris _ I Like You: Hospitality Under

    An alcoholic at a small gathering is called an intervention.
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  3. Amy Sedaris _ I Like You: Hospitality Under

    The moment someone says, "Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song," your party is over.
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  4. Amy Sedaris _ I Like You: Hospitality Under

    Poof! It's magic!
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  5. Amy Sedaris _ I Like You: Hospitality Under

    I don't mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all headed in that direction, unless of course we take our own lives before we become a burden. I'm not advocating suicide, oh wait, I guess I am.
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  6. Amy Sedaris _ I Like You: Hospitality Under

    My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.
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  7. Amy Sedaris _ I Like You: Hospitality Under

    Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.
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  8. Amy Sedaris _ I Like You: Hospitality Under

    Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.
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  9. Amy Sedaris _ Simple Times: Crafts for Poor

    Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.
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  10. Amy Sedaris _ I Like You: Hospitality Under

    In all the land there is only one you, possibly two, but seldom more than sixteen.
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  11. Amy Sedaris _ I Like You: Hospitality Under

    Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.
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  12. Amy Sedaris _ I Like You: Hospitality Under

    I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone."
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