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Yesterday a woman had her son pee into a cup, which of course tipped over....
Author:
David Sedaris
Book:
Theft by Finding: Diaries
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Yesterday a woman had her son pee into a cup, which of course tipped over. "That's fine," I said, "but Santa's also going to need a stool sample.
( David Sedaris )
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